mother-duster:

“Not all at once ladies :)” I say to the rats that bite my ankles

rutherfordtiger:

transphobes aren’t allowed to shop anymore because making a purchase is a trans action ://

mango-misandry:

me: *supposed to be cleaning kitchen *

me: *making this funney guy wave his arms*

pissvortex:

bro how fucking long this 2019 shit gonna go on for

hymnsofheresy:

the grinch being in all these stupid advertisements contradicts the anti-consumerist nature of the grinch himself. the reason he hated christmas was because he thought the holiday was simply an expression of vain materialism. the grinch only loved christmas after he realized that christmas wasn’t actually about mundane consumption, but the selfless love of community. in this essay i will-